sup fools =)
due to a slight inconvenience. sonya shall not be updating today. she left the job to ME her dark chocolate/lover instead. SHONA =) hello everyone!

i knoww ALL OF YOU have been DYING to know where sonya has been.. welL truth is.. SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU.. she only cares about me! she told me this herself you see.. this is what she said.. word for word.

"shona.. i just don't feel like talking to anyone anymore.. the only thing i care about is the SAT. and you shona. duh. but that's a given. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYONE OR THING IN THIS UNIVERSE. almost as much as i love taking the SAT."

ALRIGHT so a quick recap of sonya's recent doings.

first off.. our dear sonya has just recently returned from SEAWORLD/SAN MARCOS/AUSTIN. yea. i don't really care what she did there because she didn't bother to bring me along =/ alll i know is, she didn't get dark. not like apu and me. we're doomed. we just can't stop. we keep going and going and going like an energizer battery! ANYWAYS sometimes i wonder.. does she REALLY love me or is she using me? for what.. i'm not sure. but i'm pretty sure anik is involved. anik is my darling little brother. everyone is head over heels for the kid. which OFTEN makes me wonder. do i really have friends? or are all those i consider friends just trying to get closer to anik? ANYWAYS. but about sonya.. oh yeh. her. yes. she is a busy girl lately. she's been living and breathing the SAT, like what i should be doing. that's why my mom likes her more than she likes me.

sooo yea. i saw sonya today. she looked absolutely gorgeous. slightly tanned =) how i love knocking on her door to see that bright and shining face ready to take on the challenges an SAT can bring. she was so excited to take the test she couldn't stop talking about it. this is what she said. word for word.

"man shona. i can't stop thinking about it. but i know i have to stop. it's not good to be so caught up in something. but i love it. no one understands me. that's why i've been avoiding so many people these days. that's why i've been so antisocial. they don't understand my passion. my love. they don't understand that my heart belongs to this test. i love it. i cherish it. i hold it close to my heart and can't wait for the moment i can do it again."

ANYWAYS. so now you all see how things are going for that poor unfortunate fool. she's been studying 24/7. yep. that's right. no more jokes, no more games. no more life. no more friends. NOTHING. it's all about "THE TEST".

goodbyee all.. maybe, just maybe, sonya will be back someday. but you never know.

mai fair ladi: oh..aww
LiTtLsOnU: omg daphnee gess wut
mai fair ladi: wutt
LiTtLsOnU: okkk johnny depp bouhgt an islandd in the carribeann!
LiTtLsOnU: omg!
mai fair ladi: woww
LiTtLsOnU: we HAFTO go there one day!
mai fair ladi: an island?!!?
LiTtLsOnU: yehh!
mai fair ladi: a whole islandd??
LiTtLsOnU: hahah
LiTtLsOnU: yess!
mai fair ladi: wuts he doing with it
mai fair ladi: lol
LiTtLsOnU: ummmm living there some of the time...i gess for vacation...HAHAH I DONT KNOE
mai fair ladi: hahaha
mai fair ladi: does he allow visitors?
LiTtLsOnU: hahah ionooo he just bought it
LiTtLsOnU: buh
LiTtLsOnU: omg!
LiTtLsOnU: wow wow wow wow
mai fair ladi: aww =(
mai fair ladi: i wanna buy an island
LiTtLsOnU: that just makes hom evem more hotter!
mai fair ladi: lol
LiTtLsOnU: hahahahah
mai fair ladi: hahaha
LiTtLsOnU: buy one next to his!
mai fair ladi: HAHAH
mai fair ladi: ill be sure to buy a telescope too
mai fair ladi: ^.~
LiTtLsOnU: hahahaha whoaaaaa
LiTtLsOnU: im gonna be living thereeee
mai fair ladi: hahahah
mai fair ladi: =O
LiTtLsOnU: seee so now we have 2 missions
LiTtLsOnU: 1) conpiracy
LiTtLsOnU: 2) visit Johnny Depp's island
mai fair ladi: hahaha
mai fair ladi: i lyke the 2nd one better
LiTtLsOnU: hahaha yess! and then wen we get there
LiTtLsOnU: we're NEVER gonna leavee
LiTtLsOnU: omg!
LiTtLsOnU: wut if
LiTtLsOnU: we can get jobs there!
mai fair ladi: hahaha
LiTtLsOnU: OMG!
mai fair ladi: =O
mai fair ladi: we culd work in his house!!!
LiTtLsOnU: OMG!
LiTtLsOnU: YESSS!
mai fair ladi: cept..unless
mai fair ladi: he turns secret window on us
mai fair ladi: im taking the next flight out =p
LiTtLsOnU: hahahahha
LiTtLsOnU: aaaawwwww
mai fair ladi: hahaha
mai fair ladi: you'd stay!?
LiTtLsOnU: uhh............
LiTtLsOnU: i dont think he would do that,.............
LiTtLsOnU: hopefully...
LiTtLsOnU: hahahah
mai fair ladi: lol
mai fair ladi: you never noeeeeeeee
LiTtLsOnU: buh then
LiTtLsOnU: wut if he's a pirate
LiTtLsOnU: ?!?!
LiTtLsOnU: =-O
mai fair ladi: hahhaha
mai fair ladi: then he'd be drunk on the island
LiTtLsOnU: ooooo.......with a drunk johnny on a stranded island..............
LiTtLsOnU:
mai fair ladi: =O
mai fair ladi: lol it'd never be boring
LiTtLsOnU: hahah wut are u thinking daphnee.....????
LiTtLsOnU: HAHAHAHA

mai fair ladi: welllll obviosuly not wut ur thinking
mai fair ladi: im thinking bout board games =D
mai fair ladi: lol
LiTtLsOnU: HAHAH
LiTtLsOnU: board games?
LiTtLsOnU: wut kind?
mai fair ladi: ummms lol

mai fair ladi: unboring ones xD

mai fair ladi: goshh you noe thatd be cool tho =p
mai fair ladi: iph he let his wonderful fans visit
LiTtLsOnU: hahaha i bet some ppl would like "accidently" get stranded there and stalk himm
LiTtLsOnU: all the time
mai fair ladi: lol =O of course nottt
LiTtLsOnU: are u getting ideas daphnee
mai fair ladi: O
LiTtLsOnU: uhuuuuu

mai fair ladi: of coursee

WOWWW! im bringing daphne, munira, and britzz! anyone else wana comee?? HAHAHA

elmer's perfect grl:

LiTtLsOnU: okkkk
LiTtLsOnU: that ? doesnt count
LiTtLsOnU: so next ?
boredelmo: ur turn
boredelmo: stupid
LiTtLsOnU: umm
LiTtLsOnU: okk
LiTtLsOnU: lets seee
LiTtLsOnU: the perfect grl?
boredelmo: umm
boredelmo: fun to talk to
boredelmo: good personality
boredelmo: very nice
boredelmo: doesnt complain much
boredelmo: somewhat athletic
boredelmo: not too girly girlish
LiTtLsOnU: hahahahaha 
LiTtLsOnU: hrmsss
LiTtLsOnU: who would that be?
boredelmo: o man
LiTtLsOnU: letss ssseeee
boredelmo: still lots more
LiTtLsOnU: hahahaha
boredelmo: and doesnt shop too much
boredelmo: and doesnt by like ridiculously expensive stuff
LiTtLsOnU: hahahahahaah
LiTtLsOnU: buh if u make a lot of moneyy
boredelmo: and
boredelmo: and
boredelmo: and
boredelmo: still
LiTtLsOnU: thenn it shouildntt really matter
boredelmo: no point in a $900 purse
boredelmo: if i was a billionare
boredelmo: i still wouldnt pay for ridiculous stuff liek that
boredelmo: and she has to be humorous
boredelmo: and she cant be really really stupid
LiTtLsOnU: hahahahahah
boredelmo: and she has to care about education
boredelmo: and no too much makeup
boredelmo: and she cant be too flirty
LiTtLsOnU: oookkkk...........
LiTtLsOnU: hahahaha
boredelmo: and
boredelmo: she shouldnt smoke
boredelmo: or drink
LiTtLsOnU: yehh! thats grosss
boredelmo: and she should ove her parents
boredelmo: and her fam
LiTtLsOnU: aaaww!
boredelmo:  i hate stupoid bitches who complain about their family when theri fam just wants wats best
LiTtLsOnU: thatss sooo sweet
LiTtLsOnU: hahahahaha
boredelmo: and be good with lilk kids
boredelmo: and the girl i like woul;d never ebver say " i am beautiful/pretty"
LiTtLsOnU: omg! u know wuts sooo hott!
boredelmo: she should be somewhat modest
boredelmo: and she wouldnt tell people about how good she is at anything
boredelmo: and she shoulkdnt gossip too much
boredelmo: or talk behind peoples backs
boredelmo: or make fun of anyone
boredelmo: etc etc
boredelmo: but i dont hink you have this kinda time to listen to my whole list
LiTtLsOnU: okkk bai apoo is here!
LiTtLsOnU: by the way this is going in mai xanga
LiTtLsOnU: hahaha
boredelmo: ah
boredelmo: ok
boredelmo: too important for me
LiTtLsOnU: and oh yehh i was gonna say that its reallyy hott wen guys are good with kids
LiTtLsOnU: hahahah
LiTtLsOnU: baii
boredelmo: lol

soooo tired todayy

this makes mai day:

shei l a nee s11: if u were a man i'd marry you

hahahahaha and this..............

munira's info :     friday, my house, 1:00pm, johnny depp! nuff said! haha were gonna watch sleepy hollow!! everyone invited. woot woot!
(ull also get to see a cat fite! rehanna against alll the jd fans tat are comin!  she actaually thinks eminem is hotter than jd! haha wut a DUMASS! its us against her! wit sonya and britz on my side, shes TOAST!)

hahaha omg this is sooo funnii!

P h A m M y m P: what game
LiTtLsOnU: nothing lol
P h A m M y m P: o.o
P h A m M y m P: ook
P h A m M y m P: well imma go back to reading
P h A m M y m P: =)
P h A m M y m P: ill ttyl sonya
LiTtLsOnU: baiii
LiTtLsOnU: nerd
P h A m M y m P: oh
P h A m M y m P: have you been stuffin nuts in your mouth?
P h A m M y m P:
LiTtLsOnU: uhhh
P h A m M y m P: are they big big yet?
LiTtLsOnU: .........
LiTtLsOnU: yesss...........
LiTtLsOnU: hahah
P h A m M y m P: LOL
P h A m M y m P: =)
P h A m M y m P: yay
LiTtLsOnU: do u wana know who's??
P h A m M y m P: go sonya!
LiTtLsOnU: HAHAHAHAHA
P h A m M y m P: HAHAHAHA
P h A m M y m P: well they cant be mine
P h A m M y m P: cuz my nuts are here
P h A m M y m P: so who's sonya
LiTtLsOnU: hahahhaa
LiTtLsOnU: umm
LiTtLsOnU: its a secret
LiTtLsOnU: for u to find out
P h A m M y m P: lol
P h A m M y m P: hahah
P h A m M y m P: its my nuts huh
P h A m M y m P: you drugged me
LiTtLsOnU: haha
P h A m M y m P: so i dont remember
LiTtLsOnU: yessss
LiTtLsOnU: i came to ur house
LiTtLsOnU: phammm
P h A m M y m P: you are tricky
P h A m M y m P: very tricky
LiTtLsOnU: buh they werent that good
LiTtLsOnU: HAHAHAHHAAHA
P h A m M y m P: WHAT
P h A m M y m P: mann
P h A m M y m P: maybe you drugged yourself too
P h A m M y m P: my nuts are excellent
LiTtLsOnU: HHAHAHAHAHAHA
P h A m M y m P: freshy mad!
LiTtLsOnU: haha
P h A m M y m P: made*
P h A m M y m P: =)
LiTtLsOnU: have u had them?
P h A m M y m P: naw
P h A m M y m P: but daphne has
LiTtLsOnU: uhuu
LiTtLsOnU: did she like?
P h A m M y m P: she said its good stuff
P h A m M y m P: iono
LiTtLsOnU: realiii
P h A m M y m P: she was drugged too
LiTtLsOnU: im gonna ask her
LiTtLsOnU: hahahahahaha
LiTtLsOnU: thats why she said that
P h A m M y m P: hahha =P
P h A m M y m P: but seriously
P h A m M y m P: they're good stuff
P h A m M y m P: xD
P h A m M y m P: try some of it sometime
LiTtLsOnU: im sure they are.....
P h A m M y m P: you wont regret it!
LiTtLsOnU: juss keep trying
LiTtLsOnU: to convince urself
P h A m M y m P: lol
P h A m M y m P: hey
P h A m M y m P: its not my fault after the girls get my nuts they pass out
LiTtLsOnU: HAHAHAHAHAHA
LiTtLsOnU: OMG
P h A m M y m P: the excitement is just too overbearin for them sometime you know?!
LiTtLsOnU: CAUSE THEY'RE NOT GOOD!
LiTtLsOnU: THATS WHYY!
P h A m M y m P: cuz they are too good!!
P h A m M y m P: too gosh dran good i tell ya
LiTtLsOnU: U WANA TAKE A POLL??
P h A m M y m P: i mean i had to beat this girl off my nuts once
P h A m M y m P: like i really beat her off!
P h A m M y m P: she just wouldnt let go
LiTtLsOnU: uhuu...........
LiTtLsOnU: EEEEEEEWWW!
P h A m M y m P: yea you tell me huh
LiTtLsOnU: OKK
LiTtLsOnU: IM GONNa take a poll
P h A m M y m P: i had to get a baseball bat and plow her off
LiTtLsOnU: on mai xanga
LiTtLsOnU: oh dearr
P h A m M y m P: haha
P h A m M y m P:
LiTtLsOnU: are u high??
P h A m M y m P: sure buddy
P h A m M y m P: lol
P h A m M y m P: naw
P h A m M y m P: but my nuts can get you high sometimes
P h A m M y m P: take you to happy places
P h A m M y m P:
LiTtLsOnU: hahahahahahaha!
P h A m M y m P: my cashew nuts that is
LiTtLsOnU: u wishhhh
P h A m M y m P: o.x
LiTtLsOnU: u have different kinds?
P h A m M y m P: yup
P h A m M y m P: for different occasions
LiTtLsOnU: ooohh
LiTtLsOnU: so how du pik?
P h A m M y m P: i mean what if the girl has had a long day and wants to come home to some soothing nuts
P h A m M y m P: gotta break out the cashew nuts
LiTtLsOnU: uhuuuu
LiTtLsOnU: and?
P h A m M y m P: and if she is wild and just wants rough hard nuts
LiTtLsOnU: wut kind is that?
P h A m M y m P: gotta break out the macedamium nut thingies
P h A m M y m P: o.o
LiTtLsOnU: is there a special name?
LiTtLsOnU: HAHAHAHHA
P h A m M y m P: iono how to spell that
P h A m M y m P: but yea
LiTtLsOnU: hahahah
LiTtLsOnU: omg
P h A m M y m P: those nuts can drive them crazy
LiTtLsOnU: okk im gonna go cause this is getting realiii wierd
LiTtLsOnU: hahaha
LiTtLsOnU: go study nerd
P h A m M y m P:
LiTtLsOnU: and think about ur nuts
P h A m M y m P: bye byee
P h A m M y m P: naw
P h A m M y m P: you thinkin about them is good enough
P h A m M y m P:
P h A m M y m P: with your chubby cheeks
LiTtLsOnU: hahahahaha
LiTtLsOnU: u wishhh
P h A m M y m P: YOU WISH
P h A m M y m P: i dont wish
P h A m M y m P: i have my nuts already
LiTtLsOnU: hahaha
P h A m M y m P: you dont have them
LiTtLsOnU: BAIIII
P h A m M y m P: so you are wishing you have them
P h A m M y m P: TADA
P h A m M y m P:
P h A m M y m P: bye bye sonya

how to make a SONYA:

Ingredients:
3 parts anger
1 part courage
3 parts

Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion

how to make a SETH:

Ingredients:
3 parts pride
1 part humour
1 part beauty

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom

how to make a SONYA SETH:

Ingredients:
5 parts success
1 part courage
5 parts instinct

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

hahah that was amusing! okk time to sleep noww...night!